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Blood Lust II

Teenage Lesbian Vampires. I think they should make a movie about them.....

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Thu Oct 8, 2009, 9:28 PM
As I rock back and forth on my chair quietly mumbling to myself, I think back to the happy times in my life. Like yesterday for instance when I was walking in the sunshine to my Therapist and I found a Pound coin along the way. I quickly ran with that Pound coin to the nearest sweetshop and bought myself the biggest Chocolate bar I could find. I opened it up and inside there was a Golden Ticket....One of the those stupid scratch cards that you always win, then you have to ring a premium number and wait on the phone for 20 mins, and eventually you find out you've won a pen or something. A PEN!!!! The phone call cost me £80!!! Sorry, I'm ranting.

  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: It's been a while, not sure anymore
  • Reading: This.
  • Playing: Mostly pinball these days.
  • Eating: I just had a Twix.
  • Drinking: Whatever's within my reach.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Maxwell House State Penatentary
  • Interests: Money, people with money, people who know people with money
  • Favourite movie: Thundercats: The Movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Milli Vanilli
  • Favourite genre of music: Bavarian Trumpit Melodies
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ha! That's a good one.
  • Favourite style of art: Mucky stuff with tits and ass
  • Operating System: Windows 3.1
  • MP3 player of choice: I still use my Sony Walkman, cassettes rule!
  • Shell of choice: what?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Flowery stuff you hang in the toilet
  • Skin of choice: Suntaned
  • Favourite game: Stalk the celebrity, poke the pensioner
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sammy the Sex Maniac
  • Personal Quote: In the Human Race, I came last
  • Tools of the Trade: uzi 9mm

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:iconspidermanrj:
You know you could have a great future in japanese game industry,and i'm not joking btw, really liked the tomb raider ones, though i wish her butt was bigger.
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